The Rules For A Gay Wedding
With my upcoming nuptials, my pal the Ciss, the Cissell, the Amster, the legend known as Amy Cissell, sent me a forwarded mail about the new rules for a gay wedding. Though the Leivas and I are hardly club kids or disco daddies or even gym bunnies - some of these are pretty hilarious particularly the last one though I don't know how my father would feel about that - oops, did I just give away information??Anyway here you go:
With the advent of same sex marriage, a new set of rules was, of course, needed. As, of course, the internets filled the void.As with all voids the internets fills, the product might be a tad bit offensive to some.If you find it offensive, have a cocktail. Everything is funnier after vodka. And you probably should drink a lot of it if you're looking through this blog.
1. On the day of a gay wedding, it's bad luck for the two grooms to see each other at the gym.
2. Superstition suggests that for good luck the couple should have: Something bold, something flirty, something trashy, something dirty.
3. It's customary at gay and lesbian nuptials for the parents to have an open bar during the entire ceremony.
4.Gay wedding tradition dictates that both grooms refrain from eating any of the wedding cake because it's all carbs and sugar.
5. It's considered bad luck for either of the grooms to have dated the priest.
6. During the first dance, it's considered unlucky to use glow sticks, flags, whistles or hand held lasers.
7. For good luck at the union of a drag queen, the bouquet is always thrown in the face of a hated rival.
8. The reception hall must have a disco ball and at least 1 go-go dancer.
9. The wedding singer is not allowed to play/sing Let's Hear It For the Boy, It's Raining Men or I Will Survive.
10. The father of the Bottom pays for everything!
Labels: Cissell, Gay Marriage, Life In La La Land, The Leivas
posted by swivek @ 1:12 PM
1 Comments:
I very nearly spit my water all over the keyboard when I got to the last rule. hee.
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