Friday, March 24, 2006

#15-11

and after our little break, we are back for more glorious singles from the decade that was the 80s - today we edge closer to the top ten with numbers 15 - 11 of the Top 100 Singles Of The 1980s!

#15. UNDER PRESSURE - Queen
(Bowie/Deacon/May/Mercury/Taylor)
Elektra single #47235 (US)/ EMI single #5250 (UK)

Chart Debut: December 5, 1981 (US)/ November 14, 1981 (UK)
Chart Position: #29 US / #1 UK

Combining two of the greatest forces of music together is never a small feat, and when the collaboration takes place and it is actually a worthy contribution to music well then you have a top single in my opinion. I love everything about this song (notable reactions to "Ice Ice Baby" not withstanding) and with Freddie Mercury and David Bowie trading off vocal performances, this is pure magic. The fact they are actually saying something in the lyrics as well, doesn't hurt the song at all. Telling the powers that "it's the terror of knowing what this world is about/ watching some good friends scream 'let me out'..." genius, and with Freddie's little seque into the world of rock scatting, well I just turn it up and try to sing along. Watch the video here.

#14. SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT - Corey Hart
(Corey Hart)
EMI America single #8203
Chart Debut: June 24, 1984 US
Chart Position: #7 US

My pal Brian will not only be horrified to find this song on my list, but to have it in the top 15 will probably send him to the bar for a cosmo, but the truth is, just like Brian's old roommate in Seattle who played this song with abandon, I too love it. Of course I've already talked about my love for the hotness of Corey Hart but not only is he hot, hot, hot in the video, the song is catchy as all hell. One of those 1984 versions of new wave - think "She Bop" or "99 Red Balloons" - the song combines rock guitar with a synth laden backing track and a lot of attitude as Corey tells us his sordid tale of the girl who would sleep with a guy in shades. Well who the hell wouldn't if he looked like this guy? See the hottie in action here!



#13. LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD - Pat Benatar
(Holly Knight/Mike Chapman)
Chrysalis single #42732 (US) / #2747 (UK)/ #PAT1 (UK - re-release)

Chart Debut: October 15, 1983 (US) / January 21, 1984 (UK)/ March 23, 1985 (UK)
Chart Position: #5 US / #49 UK - #17 UK (re-release)

You know I love my Patty and to have my girl not only acting the tough in a video, but to have that video become a huge hit and go down in history as one of the most played in the hey day of MTV, well then you know you have a #13 Top Pop Single Of The 1980s. The video was directed by Bob Giraldi who would go on to direct "Beat It" by Michael Jackson - another street fight/dance hybrid. As for Patty, she told the powers that be for the video she just wanted to do something in the streets of New York and voila my girl was a runaway hooker!

Goofiness aside, the video was revolutionary at the time. It is the first video to have spoken dialogue in it, "you leave this house now you can't ever come back..." Telling the tale of a runaway rebel, our heroine finds herself in the streets of New York, looking ever cool with her new punky styled hair do. Then without much to look for, she finds herself working as a private dancer if you will. Sure, she's supposed to be a hooker, but it all starts with the innocent dance. But once, that pimp with the gold tooth tries to push around a fellow "dancer" well you know our Pat will have none of that. She throws a drink in her face, does some dancing and shimmies her way out the door, hookers in tow. There is a heart felt goodbye as Patty hugs her fellow whores and heads back on the bus to go home to her little brother. Well, I get just weepy thinking about it.

Now for the song, - "Love Is A Battlefield" was a sort of departure for my girl. Instead of the bombastic rock of albums like Crimes Of Passion or even the keyboard laden foray into new wave stylings of her previous album Get Nervous, "Love Is A Battlefield" incorporated drum machines, synthesizers and overdub upon overdub of Pat's powerful pipes. Written by Holly Knight and Mike Chapman, Holly would later record her own version, a very watered down ballady type of thing which I imagine is the way she intended the song to be; but Pat isn't watered down so the whole synth style is laced with Neil's guitar and through remix upon remix, the multiple layers of the song shine through.

In the UK, she actually scored a #49 chart position with the song which was her biggest UK hit to date, then they re-released the single the following March and she ended up scoring all the way to #17. Here in the US, where we loved her and couldn't get enough dancing hookers or bitchy love songs with whistling, Pat scored a huge hit going to #5 and forever being remembered as a dancing runaway liberating hookers. Watch the video epic here!

#12. THE TIDE IS HIGH - Blondie
(John Holt)
Chrysalis single # 2465
Chart Debut: November 29, 1980 (US) / November 8, 1980 (UK)
Chart Position: #1 US / #1 UK

As I've said before, when you lived in the middle of nowhere and were still just a small child with a love for music, the only time you knew a new record was out was when you walked into the store and saw it. So it was on a cold December afternoon that I got one of the biggest surprises of my still relatively short life. On this particular day, my uncle Kermit was visiting and he, my mother and I were on our way to my aunt Dianne's house for my cousin Paula's birthday - did you get all those relatives? My uncle hadn't bought Paula a gift so on the way to Dianne's we stopped at Prange Way so he could run in and buy her a 45. Now I was so excited because that meant I could go into the store and look around at the records too. But my Mother was wiser than that - she made me stay in the car, cause they were just going to run in and out and didn't have time for my endless searching. I was pissed, but what could I do as an abused child whose own mother wouldn't indulge his love for record shopping? But don't feel too sorry for the little blonde boy sitting in the Chevy in the parking of Prange Way for this tragic tale has a happy ending...

When my mother and uncle returned to the car, he showed me the record he bought Paula but he showed me something even better. "Here you go, but don't tell Paula," said Kermit as he handed me the brand new Blondie single! I didn't even know it was out, I had never heard it before and I was peeing my pants in excitement (and for warmth). I looked at the 45, with Debbie all painted and looking uber cool, while the back of the jacket informed me the B-side was only available on this single! I couldn't wait to hear it, and then I realized if I couldn't tell Paula about it, I wasn't going to be able to hear the song until I got home. I had a whole evening of waiting in store for me and I didn't think I could take it.

As it turned out, I didn't have to take it for long. You see Paula was a bit of brat in those days, and for some reason she and I would always end up in some argument or another. I'm sure she was jealous of me, I mean who wasn't? So as the evening progressed and she teased me, made me mad and the like, I informed her finally, "Yeah well you know what? Kermit bought me a record too and it isn't even my birthday!" She didn't believe me so I showed her my Blondie record and that was the ultimate in revenge in my 8 year old mind!

Although Paula still had her way as she wouldn't allow me to play my new record. So it wasn't until I got home that I actually heard those string arrangements, the horns and the super cool smooth vocals of Debbie Harry, as they sent me into a reggae tinged delirium.

To this day, "The Tide Is High" is one of those songs where you think if you never really hear it again it won't matter.. an overplayed number if you follow. But the minute you hear the song begin it changes the whole mood. Right from the opening, I'm hooked all over again. It's one of those 'take you back to another time' thing. I recall getting the album Autoamerican a few months later, after pleading with my grandmother. I remember Kermit and I listening to the whole album from beginning to end. I remember me and Bobby Hallas from school bonding over the greatness of that album as we talked for hours about the genius that was my favorite band. I recall my excitement of running over to another relatives - My Aunt Carol's with "The Tide Is High" 45 in my hot little hand so she could hear it as she was the one who had given me the last Blondie album Eat To The Beat. And most of all, I recall shoving that 45 in Paula's face! I'm sure you're all wondering what record Paula got for her birthday; well it was "He's So Shy" by The Pointer Sisters - a relatively fun song (that didn't make my list) but nowhere as cool as a Blondie single. Watch the video here.

#11. SEND ME AN ANGEL '89 - Real Life
(David Sterry/ Richard Zatorski)
MCA/Curb single #10531 (US)/ #42961 (UK)
Chart Debut: May 13, 1989 US
Chart Position: #26 US

This song sends me right into a tizzy. Originally released in 1984, this version came out four years later and though only slightly altered, this is the one that had me out on the underage dance club floor. Hurried and hectic, Real Life takes synth pop to a new level with chugging bass line, drum programming and overdubbed "angelic" back vocals. "Do you believe in Heaven above/ do you believe in love?" I certainly did back in 1989 as I was in love with just about anything that moved, oh those hurried teenage angst days of endless angels. "Don't give up/ you can be lucky at love/ it gets in your eyes/ it's making you cry/ don't know what to do/ looking for love/ calling Heaven above/ Send Me An Angel right now!" Oh, I just love it. In fact, I think I'm going to have to go listen to it right now.. right now... right now. Watch the video and re-live the magic of the song.

and now we are about to enter into the most sacred of sacred - the top ten of a list long and heavily laden with pop and rock classics - love is a battlefield when the tide is high but luckily for you, you've been sent an angel who dons sunglasses at night and is never under pressure in his quest to give you his top singles of the 1980s!

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Friday, March 10, 2006

#45 - 41

Welcome back to our little countdown, today we study and laugh at numbers 45-41 as we countdown to the #1 song of the 1980s - According to Bradley of course!

45. WALKING ON SUNSHINE – Katrina & The Waves
(Kimberly Rew)
Capitol single #5466
Chart Debut: April 20, 1985 (US)/ May 4, 1985 (UK)

Chart Position: #9 US / #8 UK

“Yow!” and so begins this summer zest filled pop ditty. Full of bouncy fun and complete with horns, shouts and a full 3 minutes of bounce, “Walking On Sunshine” makes me want to run along the beach and dip my tootsies into the surf. Bop along with the video!


44. INVINCIBLE – Pat Benatar
(Holly Knight/Simon Climie)
Chrysalis single #42877 (US)/ PAT3 (UK)
Chart Debut: July 27, 1985 (US)/ October 19, 1985 (UK)

Chart Position: #10 US / #53 UK
Like the little pistol who sings this song, “Invincible” is a power packed piece of vinyl Heaven. From the opening pound of the drum, the drum roll and the introduction of the guitar and synth line, this song gets me right from the get go. Recorded for the much bally hooed and little seen film The Legend Of Billie Jean, it says a lot about the song to know when the single is introduced in the film, you jump up and feel for the heroine. Once again co-written by my gal Holly Knight, she seems to link the world of love with standing up for yourself amidst the backdrop of violence and battlefields – but we’ll get to more of that later. See the video, complete with big MTV EXCLUSIVE bulletin, meaning it was hot baby hot!

43. NEVER SURRENDER – Corey Hart
(Corey Hart)
EMI America single #8268
Chart Debut: June 22, 1985 (US)

Chart Position: #3 US
“Just a little more time is all we’re asking for” – I had and still kind of do have a huge crush on Corey Hart. With his spiked hair, his sensitive side, his somewhat slurred deliveries and his so tight bod, he adorned my wall through those awkward teen days. One of the coolest things about the vinyl of this song was it came as a poster sleeve – you could unfold the cover and put it right on your wall. You didn’t have any place to keep the record anymore but you got to look at Corey Hart day and night. As for the song, I have a thing for a lyric that tells you to stand up for yourself and to never give in. Told as a plea to some lover, “Never Surrender” has that type of lyric and I love it. Not to mention my girl Lisa Hartman did a killer rendition on that little show I call Knots Landing. See the video with the hottie Corey Hart and watch hottie Lisa Hartman sing it on Knots.

42. PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE – Depeche Mode
(Martin Gore)
Sire/Mute single #29221/ Bong #2
Chart Debut: June 22, 1985 (US)/ March 24, 1984 (UK)

Chart Position: #13 US / #4 UK
Sit right back and I’ll tell you a tale, a tale of homophobic teens. By the time “People Are People” was making airwaves in the US, Depeche Mode had already chalked up a ton of hits and a huge following in England. The song in its perfect synth dark wave mode tells the tale of acceptance – “People are people so why should it be that you and I should get along so awfully” and some very clever lines – “So you punch me and you kick me and you’re shouting at me/ I’m depending on your common decency/ so far it hasn’t surfaced but I’m sure it exists/ it just takes a while to travel from your head to your fist…” Being the target of many a bastard, this song spoke to me and I wanted to shout the lyrics to every bully who had ever tortured me.

As it was, when this song was out, I recall being at my father’s house. When I would go there I spent most of my time hanging out with my half brother and his friend. One day while having MTV on, this video played and they informed me that the song and the band were gay. Their reasoning of course was the lines “I can’t understand what makes a man hate another man…” insisting that the lines meant they wanted to love another man. The idea intrigued me but actually paying attention to the English language, as I do, I realized 'man on man love' had nothing to do with the song at all. I tried to tell them the real essence of “People Are People” but being homophobic and half retarded, they didn’t get it. So I had to beat them – sure it took a while to travel from my head to my fist, but I had to make them realize we should all get along peacefully – no matter how much it hurts. Watch the video.

41. LANDSLIDE – Olivia Newton-John
(John Farrar)
MCA single #52069 (US)/ EMI single #5257 (UK)

Chart Debut: June 1982 (US)/ January 16, 1982 (UK)
Chart Position: #52 US / #18 UK
Once again, I declare my love for all things Livvie. This little single from her 1981 album Physical has all the greatest elements of Olivia’s 80s output – a little funky, a little synthy, a little naughty, and a little shrill – I love it. Anyone who is familiar with Olivia’s videos knows this is one of the most brilliant videos she ever did. Following our heroine in a very strange world of office love affairs, crystal triangles and sex dungeons all while lusting after a hottie who keeps losing his shirt – Matt Lattanzi who in real life ended up marrying our girl. The song begins with “Cold winds rarely blow/here at the end of the rainbow” but it seems Olivia is willing to leave her Paradise behind and follow the man who hit her like a landslide. As the song breaks into its final moments, you get one of my all time fav things by Livvie – a high-pitched squeal that leads to the fade out. Oh, how that landslide hit me as well. Watch the hot video here.

Livvie may have fallen under the weight of the landslide, but don't you fall under the weight of these great little gems for we have the top 40 to look at...

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